Hello, this is EnZo

I’ve passed my final theory test as of 1645 hrs. There were 5 questions which I had no idea how to answer, so just anyhow put a sensible answer and viola! I passed my final theory!

Shiok feeling sia. I took both basic and final theory as private so when I enrolled with the school, I saved like $55 coz if I go for the full thing, will include both theory tests and lessons as well. I mean driving theory is kinda common sense if you tink it properly. So I probably dun wanna waste money in learning theory…

Well, the next thing will be to book practical lessons and I jus wanna quickly finish all of them and go for my driving test in March 07. There are no more slots for 2006, the earliest being Jan 07 which I wont b able to take in time. So I gotta aim for the test in Mar. Muz work hard to make sure every test I go for all 1 time pass. LoL. At least something 2 b proud of. Can save up on alot of money if I dun fail the first time round.

Thanks to Cindy who lent me her special notes that really saved my ass on more than 7 times for the test. Come to tink of it, last time I had ur blessings to take the basic test and now I kinda like pass the final theory coz of ur notes and the book. Thanks! Maybe u can help me pass my driving next year wo.

–A man will reap rewards for his hard work and determination. While a man will get his retribution for his slouthfulness and greediness.

Yeah man, I’ve got 3 more months to ORD lo. Alright! The light is getting brighter with each passing day and I’m loving it. Nothing in camp can affect me much rite now since I can pass on to my replacement, Boon Hian.

I can finally enjoy the feeling of someone doing my work for me while I slack at 1 side.

Chao keng MC — $20.
Getting your ass whopped for not doing work — 1 extra
Taking leave just to sleep in bed — $420 / 22 = $19
Watching ur replacement do your work — priceless
The day you ORD — ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

My own version of the Mastercard advertisement… The last sentence is the best. Coz it’s free!!! LoL

–Freedom is savoured by those deprived. Cheap labour is honoured by those who rely on it

Bad news, my replacement, Cheng How is on MC for some time. Which means I’m in shit… But there’s another replacement coming on monday! Let’s hope dat this guy is anything but full of lousy problems.

But anyone dats PES C or PES E is bound to hv problems b it minor or major… It’s shitty 2 even tink of it… I really muz pray hard dat he has less problems than the previous guy… So dis means dat I’ll hv 2 replacement with 1 MIA and the other still unknown…

I dun wanna bother so much liao le I still got adv theory test on wed, dats more impt 2 me rite now. Anything else can jus leave it aside. Another sad news 4 me is dat chief clerk is coming back earlier than planned… She’s back on 16 Oct. F*** it man. She’s supposed 2 b back next year so I wont get to see her ever again.

Sian ar…

–If things r bound to happen, let it be. Concentrate on coping with it and resolve it ASAP!

Hey guys, I’m sure most of u will find this phase v familiar, "Please don’t go, I can’t live without you" and usually the person saying this will cry and look like their parents jus got killed in World War 3 by some crazy d***head.

Well, think abt it carefully. "I can’t live without you" This only applies after the guy or gal has found a gal or guy to share his or her life with. So does it mean that b4 the guy or gal met this special person, they are actually not living???

Common sense rite? So I’ll like to let everyone know that this sentence is wrong. How can someone not living suddenly become alive after meeting this special someone? How are they even supposed to meet when they are not even alive in the 1st place???

So my frens, when u wanna break up with ur stead and they say this nonsense, give them a hard tight slap across the face coz it’s bad english.

–Think b4 you talk. If not, you’ll jus kill everyone with over-acting and stupid lines…

Hey hey hey. Wat do u know… Finally my exams r over and behind me. Wat a great feeling to get outta dat exam hall dis afternoon at 4:10pm. The feeling of closing ur answer booklet and passing it to the invigilator is great. But truth is I din study much for the paper.

I only started studying for it like this morning. I din even had the decency to open my book to study. Was playing Winning 11 on XBOX then cindy msg me regarding some tips for the exams. It was only after her SMS that made me realise I actually hv an exam later on and I hv not studied anything for it… I’m feeling so f***ed.

Glanced at the clock and time is 10:00am. Gd news, exams wont b like in 4 hrs time. Bad news, I hv not studied. Actually the gd news sounded worse. No choice gotta get watever info I can into my pea-sized brain. Never hv I slacked for an exam so much in my life. Truth is I dunno wat to study since almost everything is like general computer knowledge. Haven I studied all these shit back in Temasek??? I cant understand why a Biz course would offer general computer knowledge. Makes no sense to me at all.

Well, nightmare’s over and I know I’ll get at least a 70 for the paper. As for my overall, it’ll weight up to a B grade. Not saying I’m smart but I’ve studied all these back in TP. Hello! I was doing engineering back then, it’s wat I did for a living last time. Oh well, more like survival compared to living.

1 goal down and 3 more to go b4 the end of 2006. Dat is to get a driving license. Time wont really permit me to get it in Dec so I can set my sights in Feb next yr. Next will b to get my IC aka freedom, but it’s a matter of time so not much of a goal. But hey, wat the hell. It’s my rightful claim. As for the last goal, it most likely wont happen. So I wont talk abt it.

My life’s kinda getting back to normal. My character’s getting worse and soon I’ll b known as Mr Cynical. Nothing gd comes outta my mouth. I’m sorry dat the truth hurts for everyone who’s offened by my words but the fact is that watever I say hurts, it’s the truth I speak. The more painful it is, the more it reflects the truth. And somehow, I’ve managed to get emotionless when doing things. I do and say everything in a as-a-matter-of-fact kinda way, dat it kinda scares me. Human being r replaceable and everyone can be replaced by anyone. To me, dats how I value ppl nowadays. Sometimes, even I treat my frens in dat manner.

–Always achieve balance in life, do not stay on the extreme as it’ll blind u abt the other side of the truth